Posts tagged: shark
I think of my life in two parts: the time before I discovered Facebook chat’s shark emoji and the time after I stopped using Facebook chat. There is too little time between those two two events for me to name a third span of life.
If by real you mean as real as a shark tooth stuck
in your heel, the wetness of a finished lollipop stick,
the surprise of a thumbtack in your purse-
then Yes, every last page is true, every nuance,
bit, and bite. Wait. I have made them up - all of them -
and when I say I am married, it means…